Aminet 34/Aminet 34 (2000)(Schatztruhe)[!][Dec 1999].iso/Aminet/comm/irc/cybershiela.lha/cs/nolongerkid.amirx

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/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,27,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more. "
when xx=2 then a="Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun. "
when xx=3 then a="The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are. "
when xx=4 then a="Being bad is no longer cool."
when xx=5 then a="You have friends who have kids. "
when xx=6 then a="Saturday mornings are for sleeping. "
when xx=7 then a="You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland. "
when xx=8 then a="Your parents' jokes are now funny. "
when xx=9 then a="You have once said, 'Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?' "
when xx=10 then a="You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller. "
when xx=11 then a="Christmas starts to make you mad. "
when xx=12 then a="You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, 'cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore."
when xx=13 then a="Two words: parachute pants"
when xx=14 then a="Naps are good."
when xx=15 then a="Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting. "
when xx=16 then a="You no longer do the 'pee pee' dance. "
when xx=17 then a="You have once deemed Space Invaders as 'The best game ever'. "
when xx=18 then a="When things go wrong, you can't just yell, 'Do-over!' "
when xx=19 then a="The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal. "
when xx=20 then a="You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen. "
when xx=21 then a="Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple. "
when xx=22 then a="You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd. "
when xx=23 then a="You WANT clothes for Christmas. "
when xx=24 then a="You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums. "
when xx=25 then a="You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. "
when xx=26 then a="You've bought an album on vinyl. "
when xx=27 then a="You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out. "
end
'say 4 No Longer a Kid:3' A
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